To be perfectly frank, I had FUCKING HAD IT with this day. That's why, instead of waiting until 5 pm, I'm going to use the Mercury Time Machine (which also doubles as a Fleshlight) to transport myself 45 minutes into the future where a lovely bottle of malt liquor awaits. Unfortunately, in the future, there are also sassy robots and rampaging bulls.
Sigh. I've so fucking had it with this day.
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