The band Far East Movement recently had a hit song called “Like a G6.” You haven’t heard it yet because you’re too busy reading blogs instead of being cool
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right
gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
I have no idea what the hell that means.
Hell, I just learned about the band five seconds ago when I looked them up on Wikipedia. Clearly, I’m full of pop-cultury awesomeness.
But since it’s popular, it wasn’t long before an embarrassing Christian version of the song came out.
I present to you: “Like Jesus”:
Turning water into wine, so delicious
JC always does it right, never vicious
Driving round in his ride, Getting B-lessed
Now I’m feelin so fly like Jesus
Like Jesus, Like Jesus
Now I’m feelin so fly like Jesus
I know, I know. You can’t wait to convert.
This must be the music they play in heaven. And hell.
(Thanks to Ashley for the link!)
